February 2012
42 posts
Porn is good for sex. Lesson learned.
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I can’t believe that anybody actually thinks Sacha Baron Cohen is funny. You’re all joking, right? Please be joking.
Cauliflower Pizza Crust
health-heaven:
1 cup cooked, riced cauliflower (simply shred in a cheese grater ) 1 egg 1 cup mozzarella cheese Pizza herbs: 1/2 tsp fennel, 1 tsp oregano, 2 tsp parsley (The last three ingredients can be changed for your favorite pizza-type herbs) Preheat oven to 450ºF/232ºC. Spray a cookie sheet with non-stick spray (or grease with some coconut/olive/whatever oil). In a medium bowl, combine...
annefranksgasmask:
I was trying to cut my bagel and I started crying because it was so hard to cut I think im pmsing
healthysexyhappy:
My body is amazing. It may not look like the girls in the magazines, but that doesn’t matter to me anymore. My legs let me travel and explore the world I live in. My core keeps me stable and steady in this roller coaster of a world. My arms lead my hands to touch, feel, and experience my life. I can run. I can dance. I can do yoga. I can lift. I can swim. I can smile. I can...
Love Ruler : Neuroscience and the "love" emotion
bartholomewfromthesun:
Video of researchers using an MRI to scan the brains of 5 volunteers, searching for indications of who can generate the most intense feelings of love.
http://machineslikeus.com/videos/love-competition
Absolutely beautiful commentary on the nature and subjectivity of love. I teared up.
joshishollywood:
So recently a very old post of mine involving a drawing of a whale blew up on 9Gag (for which I was uncredited but that’s to be expected) and I was looking through the comments and there was the usual shit that follows that post including some permutation of “he looks like an Indian David Tennant” and “this needs to be a meme!”
The latter response was met with several...
Its so cute that platform heels are in. Sorry girls, not everyone can be a tall bitch. 6’1” represent. Gonna start wearing heels this year, gonna be an amazon princess.
Well… that was nice.
annefranksgasmask:
What’s the point in shaving your legs if you aren’t going to wear shorts you know what I’m sayin
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT having overtly sexual conversations on facebook is soooo tacky you’re welcome everyone :)
After I die, I want like, a party. Like a birthday party, but instead it’s a deathday party. There should be cake involved.
nortonn:
This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends back from parties and never take advantage once they’re at her door.
“This is for the guys who are so great that they don’t rape their friends.”
Standards are low.
I married a Nice Man, not a "Nice Guy."
shesarejector:
blueandbluer:missworded:
Nice Man - makes dinner because he’s an adult and the adults in the household do chores because food is necessary for not dying.
“Nice Guy” - makes dinner because he wants you to fuck him.
Nice Man - puts you in bed after you’ve had too much to drink because people who care about one another behave in compassionate ways. Plus maybe the next day he can...
unfreshing:
There’s literally no way to tell how many chameleons in your house
“Chicago” by Sufjan Stevens and “Clocks” by...
annefranksgasmask:
whats so super about the super bowl anyway
January 2012
44 posts
gossipgran:
stupidgaydumb:
oobi nooooo
